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Dear Diary,
Let us address something immediately.
Some cats enjoy snuggling with other cats.
I do not.
I am Fiona, a short-haired grey tabby with impeccable standards, strong opinions, and an extremely refined emotional support system: people. People are soft. People provide snacks. People respect boundaries. Other cats… breathe directly into my personal space and expect me to be okay with it.
I am not
I tolerate them. I coexist. I maintain my composure.
But cuddling? Absolutely not. I clutch my pearls. I file a complaint. I dramatically exit the situation.
Now, playtime? That is a different story.
I barrel into play like I’ve got places to be and chaos to create. I chase. I pounce. I launch myself across rooms with dramatic flair. I bring energy. I bring commitment. I bring main character intensity. But when the zoomies are complete, I expect my relaxation to be solo and uninterrupted.
Humans, however, are exceptional creatures.
I enjoy supervising them, following them, correcting their schedules, and reminding them that food should be happening more frequently than they think. I am especially passionate about hard kibble, which I believe is the superior food source. (Hard kibble. Hard opinions.)
Canned food?
We’ll discuss it.
I will be polite.
You will be wrong.
Dogs? I’ve met them. I did not scream. I did not panic. I observed calmly, judged quietly, and decided I could tolerate their existence under proper supervision.
Other cats?
We can be roommates.
We cannot be lovers.
I am affectionate, playful, sassy, confident, and deeply committed to being adored in a way that aligns with my emotional needs and personal boundaries.
In summary:
I am elegant.
I am opinionated.
I am not for nonsense.
I am Fiona.
Signed,
Fiona, Esq.
(Hard kibble enthusiast. Professional pearl clutcher. CEO of Personal Space.)
She’d love a home with her colony mate Freya
Date of Birth June 2024
Colour: Gray Tabby
Personality Traits: Friendly, Affectionate, Gentle, Playful, Smart, Brave, Curious, Independent, Funny, Dignified, loves attention, Lap Cat
Energy Level (1 being a couch potato, 5 always on the go): Medium Energy - 3
Good With Children: Has not been exposed to children
Good with other Cats: Gets along with but does not socialize with them
Good with Dogs: Seems to be - in the home and seems unbothered but they do not interact
Good with other animals: Has not been exposed
Favourite things: treats, cat tree and toys
Medical Care Received: Spayed, first shots, Deflead, dewormed, microchipped
Adoption fee: $250
Let us address something immediately.
Some cats enjoy snuggling with other cats.
I do not.
I am Fiona, a short-haired grey tabby with impeccable standards, strong opinions, and an extremely refined emotional support system: people. People are soft. People provide snacks. People respect boundaries. Other cats… breathe directly into my personal space and expect me to be okay with it.
I am not
I tolerate them. I coexist. I maintain my composure.
But cuddling? Absolutely not. I clutch my pearls. I file a complaint. I dramatically exit the situation.
Now, playtime? That is a different story.
I barrel into play like I’ve got places to be and chaos to create. I chase. I pounce. I launch myself across rooms with dramatic flair. I bring energy. I bring commitment. I bring main character intensity. But when the zoomies are complete, I expect my relaxation to be solo and uninterrupted.
Humans, however, are exceptional creatures.
I enjoy supervising them, following them, correcting their schedules, and reminding them that food should be happening more frequently than they think. I am especially passionate about hard kibble, which I believe is the superior food source. (Hard kibble. Hard opinions.)
Canned food?
We’ll discuss it.
I will be polite.
You will be wrong.
Dogs? I’ve met them. I did not scream. I did not panic. I observed calmly, judged quietly, and decided I could tolerate their existence under proper supervision.
Other cats?
We can be roommates.
We cannot be lovers.
I am affectionate, playful, sassy, confident, and deeply committed to being adored in a way that aligns with my emotional needs and personal boundaries.
In summary:
I am elegant.
I am opinionated.
I am not for nonsense.
I am Fiona.
Signed,
Fiona, Esq.
(Hard kibble enthusiast. Professional pearl clutcher. CEO of Personal Space.)
She’d love a home with her colony mate Freya
Date of Birth June 2024
Colour: Gray Tabby
Personality Traits: Friendly, Affectionate, Gentle, Playful, Smart, Brave, Curious, Independent, Funny, Dignified, loves attention, Lap Cat
Energy Level (1 being a couch potato, 5 always on the go): Medium Energy - 3
Good With Children: Has not been exposed to children
Good with other Cats: Gets along with but does not socialize with them
Good with Dogs: Seems to be - in the home and seems unbothered but they do not interact
Good with other animals: Has not been exposed
Favourite things: treats, cat tree and toys
Medical Care Received: Spayed, first shots, Deflead, dewormed, microchipped
Adoption fee: $250