Bio:
Meet Fiona – Your Future Landlord
When Fiona first arrived, she didn’t act like a guest—she acted like she was already holding the mortgage. From day one, she set the rules, claimed the best spots in the house, and let us know we’re basically just tenants in her building.
Fiona runs her household like any good landlord: she inspects regularly (especially if you’re opening a snack bag), enforces policies (playtime is mandatory), and collects rent (in the form of cuddles, delivered on her schedule). If you don’t pay up? Expect a stern paw-tap reminder.
She’s also a stickler for recreational activities. Playtime isn’t just encouraged—it’s enforced. Fiona plays to win, no holds barred, and she’s always ready to challenge another cat to a round of “catch me if you can.” She would love a playful kitty roommate who can keep up with her competitive streak.
In addition to her business side, Fiona has shown her nurturing streak too. She co-parented six kittens, spending her days cleaning, corralling, and perfecting her favorite game of “whack-a-mole” with their tiny heads. She’s tough but fair—just like any respectable landlord.
When it comes to affection, Fiona is in charge of scheduling. Cuddles happen exactly when she wants them, and in the way she approves. If she had opposable thumbs, you can bet she’d be physically guiding your hands to the perfect scratch zone.
Fiona is looking for tenants—ahem, adopters—who will appreciate her sass, respect her authority, and keep up with her high-energy play. If you’re ready to pay your rent in love, toys, and treats, Fiona is ready to hand you the keys to her kingdom.
Date of Birth June 2024
Spayed, first shots, Deflead, dewormed, microchipped
Adoption fee 250$
When Fiona first arrived, she didn’t act like a guest—she acted like she was already holding the mortgage. From day one, she set the rules, claimed the best spots in the house, and let us know we’re basically just tenants in her building.
Fiona runs her household like any good landlord: she inspects regularly (especially if you’re opening a snack bag), enforces policies (playtime is mandatory), and collects rent (in the form of cuddles, delivered on her schedule). If you don’t pay up? Expect a stern paw-tap reminder.
She’s also a stickler for recreational activities. Playtime isn’t just encouraged—it’s enforced. Fiona plays to win, no holds barred, and she’s always ready to challenge another cat to a round of “catch me if you can.” She would love a playful kitty roommate who can keep up with her competitive streak.
In addition to her business side, Fiona has shown her nurturing streak too. She co-parented six kittens, spending her days cleaning, corralling, and perfecting her favorite game of “whack-a-mole” with their tiny heads. She’s tough but fair—just like any respectable landlord.
When it comes to affection, Fiona is in charge of scheduling. Cuddles happen exactly when she wants them, and in the way she approves. If she had opposable thumbs, you can bet she’d be physically guiding your hands to the perfect scratch zone.
Fiona is looking for tenants—ahem, adopters—who will appreciate her sass, respect her authority, and keep up with her high-energy play. If you’re ready to pay your rent in love, toys, and treats, Fiona is ready to hand you the keys to her kingdom.
Date of Birth June 2024
Spayed, first shots, Deflead, dewormed, microchipped
Adoption fee 250$