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Tala — A Small Glitch in the Universe
There appears to be… a slight issue.
Objects move.
Sounds happen.
Energy shifts across the room.
And somehow, Tala is never where the event occurred.
Tala is not a kitten in the traditional sense. She is more of a… phenomenon. A flicker. A soft, delicate-looking blur that exists briefly in one place before reality corrects itself and she appears somewhere else entirely.
You will see her beside you.
You will hear something behind you.
You will turn back…
And Tala will already be sitting politely, like she has always been there.
She is not chaotic in the loud, clumsy way.
She is precise chaos.
Intentional. Efficient. Untouchable.
And yet — despite all evidence suggesting she is running a quiet operation behind the scenes — she will, at the end of the day, curl up beside you like a warm, innocent little cloud.
Because she is sweet.
She does love to cuddle.
She just also happens to be… whatever this is.
Tala is for someone who appreciates a cat with presence — not just in the room, but in the atmosphere. A kitten who turns normal days into slightly suspicious ones, and then softens it all with quiet affection and those “maybe it was nothing…” moments.
Adopt Tala, and you won’t just be getting a cat.
You’ll be getting… an experience.
Side effects may include confusion, laughter, and questioning how she got there.
Date of Birth: September 2025
Colour: Black
Personality Traits: Friendly, Playful, Smart, Curious, Funny, Shy at first
Energy Level: 5 - high energy
Good With Children: Good with older children (7+)
Good with other Cats: Yes
Good with Dogs: Seems to be - in the home and seems unbothered but they do not interact
Good with other animals: Untested
Favourite things: Toys
Medical Care Received: Spayed, first shots, deflead, dewormed, microchipped
Adoption fee 275$
Adoption fee with sibling 500$
Kittens must be adopted in pairs or go to a home with another young kitten
There appears to be… a slight issue.
Objects move.
Sounds happen.
Energy shifts across the room.
And somehow, Tala is never where the event occurred.
Tala is not a kitten in the traditional sense. She is more of a… phenomenon. A flicker. A soft, delicate-looking blur that exists briefly in one place before reality corrects itself and she appears somewhere else entirely.
You will see her beside you.
You will hear something behind you.
You will turn back…
And Tala will already be sitting politely, like she has always been there.
She is not chaotic in the loud, clumsy way.
She is precise chaos.
Intentional. Efficient. Untouchable.
And yet — despite all evidence suggesting she is running a quiet operation behind the scenes — she will, at the end of the day, curl up beside you like a warm, innocent little cloud.
Because she is sweet.
She does love to cuddle.
She just also happens to be… whatever this is.
Tala is for someone who appreciates a cat with presence — not just in the room, but in the atmosphere. A kitten who turns normal days into slightly suspicious ones, and then softens it all with quiet affection and those “maybe it was nothing…” moments.
Adopt Tala, and you won’t just be getting a cat.
You’ll be getting… an experience.
Side effects may include confusion, laughter, and questioning how she got there.
Date of Birth: September 2025
Colour: Black
Personality Traits: Friendly, Playful, Smart, Curious, Funny, Shy at first
Energy Level: 5 - high energy
Good With Children: Good with older children (7+)
Good with other Cats: Yes
Good with Dogs: Seems to be - in the home and seems unbothered but they do not interact
Good with other animals: Untested
Favourite things: Toys
Medical Care Received: Spayed, first shots, deflead, dewormed, microchipped
Adoption fee 275$
Adoption fee with sibling 500$
Kittens must be adopted in pairs or go to a home with another young kitten